tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26381233705986696692012-02-16T19:49:43.785ZBlog onde a estupidez é regra!!!fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.comBlogger331100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-49961740894187858842009-10-26T19:23:00.001Z2009-10-26T19:23:59.976Z<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2eL6aa5IyCw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2eL6aa5IyCw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-4996174089418785884?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' 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/></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-77659572687572507932009-09-18T20:49:00.000+01:002009-09-18T20:50:14.559+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/54ZAiINbpFg&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/54ZAiINbpFg&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-7765957268757250793?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-90192972050946599722009-09-16T21:02:00.002+01:002009-09-16T21:04:41.889+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0d3AYSOH0_E&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0d3AYSOH0_E&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-9019297205094659972?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-34762540175459072092009-09-05T18:37:00.001+01:002009-09-05T18:39:05.512+01:00Agora que estamos em época de reunião na Atalaia....aki fica uma reportagem há uns anos atrás....<br /><br /><object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1DnQs5sYNo&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1DnQs5sYNo&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-3476254017545907209?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-61376231237649272752009-09-05T18:31:00.001+01:002009-09-05T18:35:03.777+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/85LOtGGcACk&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/85LOtGGcACk&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><br /><br />. . . ????<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-6137623123764927275?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-66040883229512645572009-09-05T18:25:00.001+01:002009-09-05T18:25:55.387+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iX1xGi5UzvA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iX1xGi5UzvA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><br /><br />Toys, Tony´s, Emanueis deste país...aprendam!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-6604088322951264557?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-8623440265062599812009-09-05T18:16:00.001+01:002009-09-05T18:17:42.315+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tnPorliRVns&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tnPorliRVns&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><br /><br />Mais uma pérola da índia!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-862344026506259981?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-27222134289986356452009-09-05T18:07:00.002+01:002009-09-05T18:09:09.338+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZA1NoOOoaNw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZA1NoOOoaNw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-2722213428998635645?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-75114165554410927942009-09-05T17:34:00.001+01:002009-09-05T17:34:50.590+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-bHP04oe8n4&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-bHP04oe8n4&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-7511416555441092794?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-63026789060083058142009-09-05T16:04:00.000+01:002009-09-05T16:05:03.615+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uN_v0gP36Dc&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uN_v0gP36Dc&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-6302678906008305814?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-77109599083871595492009-09-04T20:50:00.002+01:002009-09-04T20:57:32.305+01:00Se chego a horas...sou maníaco!!! Se me atraso...sou irresponsável!!!<br /><br />Se sou jovial...não levo nada a sério!!! Se me mostro reservado...tenho a mania que sou bom!!!<br /><br />Se me preocupo com o trabalho...sou chato!!! Se não me preocupo...sou um "desligado"!!!<br /><br />Se faço um elogio...sou um engraxador!!! Se faço uma crítica...sou uma besta!!!<br /><br />Se fico depois da hora...estou a fazer-me à promoção!!! Se saio a horas...estou-me nas tintas para o serviço!!!<br /><br />Se faço horas extraordinárias...faço tudo por uns tostões!!!<br /><br />Se insisto no meu ponto de vista...além de burro, sou teimoso!!! Se não insisto no meu ponto de vista...não tenho carácter!!!<br /><br />Se sou o mais velho desta secção...sou um fóssil pré-histórico!!! Se sou o mais novo...não passo de uma criança!!!<br /><br />Se sou promovido...sou o bufo do chefe!!! Se não sou promovido...sou um incompetente!!!<br /><br />Se luto pelos meus interesses...sou um agitador anarquista!!!<br /><br />Se faço greve...sou comunista!!! Se não faço greve...sou fascista!!!<br /><br />Se tento ajudar...tenho a mania de que só eu é que sei!!!<br /><br />CONCLUSÃO: Não trabalhar é o melhor remédio...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-7710959908387159549?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-72813696380820956892009-08-30T20:44:00.000+01:002009-08-30T20:45:29.716+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P2HR6Y3enco&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P2HR6Y3enco&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-7281369638082095689?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-2656676821829858822009-08-30T20:26:00.001+01:002009-08-30T20:26:47.020+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/21m4fxgOJSg&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/21m4fxgOJSg&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-265667682182985882?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-87380165415756774392009-08-30T20:11:00.000+01:002009-08-30T20:12:16.229+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j3-3mqcJ3uo&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j3-3mqcJ3uo&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-8738016541575677439?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-23569013937350952782009-08-30T20:08:00.001+01:002009-08-30T20:08:56.234+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PRiYkwtBK34&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PRiYkwtBK34&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-2356901393735095278?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-80372225723562132872009-08-29T19:36:00.000+01:002009-08-29T19:37:06.781+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oRA6NuD9Qgw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oRA6NuD9Qgw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-8037222572356213287?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-91858532343024224982009-08-29T19:24:00.000+01:002009-08-29T19:25:11.060+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CQJSZs-euZU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CQJSZs-euZU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><br /><br />Era duma destas que precisava pra despachar umas velhinhas....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-9185853234302422498?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-72559848060912665802009-08-29T19:15:00.000+01:002009-08-29T19:16:17.942+01:00<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/3219448/funny_electric.swf" width="400" height="360" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_3219448"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3219448/funny_electric/">Funny Electric</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">A funny movie is a click away</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-7255984806091266580?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-21929764966084821592009-08-27T21:27:00.000+01:002009-08-27T21:28:15.192+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cGd9srn1xHY&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cGd9srn1xHY&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-2192976496608482159?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-66484224060898376742009-08-25T21:20:00.002+01:002009-08-25T21:32:33.025+01:00e o terror continua...<br /><br />- Tu deves chamar-te Alice porque parece que estou no país da maravilhas!!!<br /><br />- Queres brincar aos mosquitos? Eu deito-me e tu...chupas-me todo!!!<br /><br />- Vai pela sombra que os doces estragam-se ao sol!!!<br /><br />- Já arranjei 1/2 de te levar para 1/4 sem ter de rezar 1/3!!!<br /><br />- (Num dia de chuva) Chove a dar com o pau...por falar em dar com o pau...<br /><br />- (Em homenagem à rosinha...) Tenho uma prendinha pra te dar, mas como não tens saco vais ter de levar no...pacote!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-6648422406089837674?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-7979539967704579302009-08-24T20:52:00.001+01:002009-08-24T20:54:29.179+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S-msE33erCs&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S-msE33erCs&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><br /><br />Quando for grande quero ter um bigode daqueles!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-797953996770457930?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-36917219434839568322009-08-24T20:47:00.002+01:002009-08-24T20:52:19.198+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qjo3YJOQpII&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qjo3YJOQpII&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><br /><br />Esta leva no pacote... para gosto do seu amor... LOL!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-3691721943483956832?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-33216254312500845882009-08-24T20:37:00.001+01:002009-08-24T20:45:05.596+01:00Nasce-se cansado e vive-se para descansar.<br /><br />Ama a tua cama como a ti mesmo.<br /><br />Se vires alguém a descansar, ajuda-o.<br /><br />Descansa de dia, para dormires de noite.<br /><br />O trabalho é sagrado, não lhe toques.<br /><br />Aquilo que podes fazer amanhã...não o faças hoje.<br /><br />Trabalha o menos que puderes.<br /><br />O que tens para fazer, faz com que outro o faça.<br /><br />Nunca ninguém morreu por descansar demasiado.<br /><br />Quando te vier a vontade de trabalhar, senta-te e espera que passe.<br /><br />Se o trabalho dá saúde, viva a doença.<br /><br />Mais vale uma mão inchada que uma enxada na mão.<br /><br />Vive ás custas dos teus pais até puderes viver a custa dos teus filhos.<br /><br />Mais vale morrer de frio que trabalhar para aquecer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-3321625431250084588?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-76245137383336402162009-08-24T20:18:00.003+01:002009-08-24T20:34:35.491+01:00Esta já é antiga mas em mês de tugas on tour...<br /><br />Não perca a oportunidade de fazer ultrapassagens em curvas ou lombas da estrada. Nem imagina como isso pode ser emocionante.<br /><br />Utilize sempre altas velocidades, mesmo quando a intensidade do tráfego não o permita. Isso demonstrará que você tem personalidade e força de vontade.<br /><br />Circule sempre pelo meio da estrada. Uma vez que você tem direito a metade da estrada, escolha a que lhe agrada mais.<br /><br />Faça corrida com os comboios e tente atravessar as passagens de nível antes que eles as atinjam. Isto é muito agradável para os maquinistas, visto quebrar a monotonia do trabalho.<br /><br />Acelere quando entrar numa via principal, procedendo de uma secundária. Você tem o mesmo direito que os outros de circular na principal.<br /><br />Se o seu carro derrapar, pise o travão a fundo. Assim, as piruetas do carro serão artísticas. Mude de direcção sem avisar nem tomar precauções. Mostrará a todos que é teso a uma quantidade de nabos.<br /><br />Se encontrar uma longa fila de carros, mesmo numa estrada estreita não deixe de ultrapassar. As fotografias dos acidentes em cada dia têm grande aceitação nos jornais.<br /><br />Mostre aos companheiros de viagem que é destemido executando manobras temerárias e usando altas velocidades. Assim, conseguirá viajar sempre só, sem a maçada dos penduras.<br /><br />Se, de noite ficar encadeado com os máximos de um carro em sentido contrário, pague na mesma moeda. Um choque por encadeamento tem a vantagem de que, como não o vemos chegar, não assusta tanto.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-7624513738333640216?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-75823519588634263802009-08-22T21:04:00.002+01:002009-08-22T21:17:32.096+01:00É verdade!!! A música começa com a expressão "NÃO HÁ PÃO QUENTE"... em açoriano<br />Atentem no sotaque...<br /><br /><object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PNyc6Ahyda8&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PNyc6Ahyda8&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-7582351958863426380?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-84295062741286186852009-08-22T19:22:00.002+01:002009-08-22T19:24:47.566+01:00Agora que se aproximam as eleições aqui ficam momentos históricos para recordar:<br /><br /><object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lPpoCafFTnA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lPpoCafFTnA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Porque é que os políticos nos tratam como idiotas?...Talvez porque fomos nós que votamos neles não???<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-8429506274128618685?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-71715045482725100252009-08-21T07:25:00.001+01:002009-08-21T07:25:52.737+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ib9Hp2aYydE&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ib9Hp2aYydE&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-7171504548272510025?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-20972724583551316192009-08-21T07:07:00.000+01:002009-08-21T07:08:21.479+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/as-AAuZLyjQ&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/as-AAuZLyjQ&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-2097272458355131619?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-30462425432251308812009-08-21T06:48:00.000+01:002009-08-21T07:01:11.446+01:00<object width="400" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ilczQSgva2Q&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ilczQSgva2Q&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="360"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-3046242543225130881?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638123370598669669.post-58223011515090118282009-08-20T21:44:00.002+01:002009-08-20T21:59:50.733+01:00Votar na melhor:<br /><br />- Tens uns olhos que parecem uns grelhadores!!! Quando olhas pra mim até se me grelham os tomates!!!<br /><br />- Oh linda, sobe-me à palmeira e lambe-me os cocos…<br /><br />- Ó boa!!! dá beijinho ó trolha<br /><br />- Ó filha, queres ir ao céu? Sobe os andaimes que o resto do caminho é por minha conta.<br /><br />- Queres vir a minha casa para sexo e pizza? Não?! Não gostas de pizza?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2638123370598669669-5822301151509011828?l=estrilhotuga.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fonthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081797245625914763noreply@blogger.com1